Barney - Chief Barketing Officer (CBO), Age: 12 (84 in dog years, but who's counting?)
Barney is the wise, whiskered face of the office, known for his warm welcome, soulful eyes, and military-grade treat schedule. A stickler for routine, he patrols the halls with the precision of a furry Swiss watch, ensuring no treat is miss and no sandwich is left unguarded.
When not greeting clients with a polite tail wag or inspecting lunch bags for "contraband", Barney enjoys naps in sunbeams, passive-aggressively staring at clocks near snack time, and subtly judging your work-life balance.
Approach with treats and belly rubs. Petting is mandatory.
